CURRENT CAKE COUNT:

CURRENTLY AT 63 CAKES

Thursday, June 5, 2014

Fake Cakes: I Think I've Cracked

I'm seeing cakes in my dreams. Clouds in the sky even look like cakes. There are shirts with cakes on them covering my counters. Cakes cakes cakes cakes cakes. I don't think cake is even a real word anymore. Am I spelling that right? C-A-K-E? Seems wrong to me..

Today I went to go get a hard-boiled egg from my fridge. Maybe I'm hallucinating, but I think there was a cake on it.
Is... is that a cake?
Oh, wait. Not hallucinating. There is a cake! 
Does this count as Cake 21? Probably not.
That's all I've got for you today, folks. Perhaps there will be a real cake tomorrow? Perhaps.

I can't wait to show you guys cake #21 tomorrow!

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